Strange Things Happen Here...

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Emeto Prompt Game: Interpret the Emojis!

Okay, folks, this idea came to me around 2am last night, so if it's dumb please blame my lack of sleep. These prompts are a string of emojis that the writer can interpret however they like. The idea is that the emojis represent a vague sequence of events that can be embellished/added to as much as desired. The goal is to write a drabble/fic following the emoji sequence!

YAY, have fun!

1. 🛌🥱🚌😵‍💫🤢🤮

2. 🏝☀️🥵🌡😵‍💫🤢🤮🚑

3. 🤤🍔😮‍💨🤢🤮

4. 😄🎉🎢🤢🤮

5. 🤒🛌🥵🛀😵‍💫🤢🤮😭🆘

6.🤒 🛌👹😱❤️📈😮‍💨🤢🤮

7. 🦮💨😱⛈🔍😰🥶🏠💔😭🤮

8. 📚🥱😴😱🏃🏫😮‍💨😵‍💫🤢🚽🤮📝F😭

9. 💔😭🛌🥣🤢🤮

10. 🛌‼️🤮😩🚿🤢🚽⛺️🤮

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I had completely forgotten about this list until I saw it circulating again. LOL this brings back memories.

carito-dorito
scramratz

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Definite banners and possible bumper stickers for the shop

yoursonlucifer

[image description:

five bumper stickers/banners with words written on them in an all-capital, angular font.

image 1: pink and white text that reads "I Love Abortions" on top of a black background.

image 2: pink and white text that reads "I Love Lesbianism" on top of a warm yellow background.

image 3: black and white text that reads "I Love Homosexuality" on a rainbow gradient background.

image 4: purple and white text that reads "I Love Bisexuality" on a pink, purple, and blue gradient background.

image 5: pink and white text that reads "I Love Transgenderism" on a light blue background. The words "I Love" have the transgender symbol (the venus, mars, and androgyne symbols mixed) on the left and right side.

/end ID.]

sickskeleton

Anonymous asked:

FEVERS. WHUMPEE BEING TOO OUT OF IT, THE UNCONTROLLABLE SHIVERING, HALLUCINATIONS, SWEATING, PALE SKIN, THE FEVER DREAMS, SKIN BEIN TOO SENSITIVE, WET CLOTHING/TOWEL(?) ON FOREHEAD.


JUST FEVERS.


FEVERS.


F E V E R S.

whump-kia answered:

anon you’re in for a doozy of a response because I LOVE this trope so much.

first of all–denial. “i’m fine”. wearing too many layers in obliviousness or too little in an attempt to lower the temperature. dizzy spells leaving them with an elbow on the nearest support, shaking off the fatigue.

pair that with the forced acceptance–they stay zoned out for a minute too long, saying things that don’t make sense, a paleness or flushed look just on the cheekbones and finally someone presses their forearm to the back of their neck and whispers, “you’re burning up.”

when they try to wait it out. leaning against doorframes, eyes closed, an unsteady breath. pacing to keep moving because if they stop for even a second they won’t be able to stay standing. that hitch in the breath as it slowly gets worse until they’re forced to go home and rest–or, better yet, collapse into the arms of a caretaker, mumbled apologies into their shoulder as they finally give in.

and finally the intensity of the caretaking–there’s not much you can do with a low fever. body aches and constant shivering, muscle spasms and hot or cold flashes, lighter symptoms that develop into that weak moaning, heavy sheens of sweat, inability to get comfortable, so disoriented they can’t open their eyes past the spinning of the room. when they’re calling out for a loved one. when they shudder out that breathy “…sorry” to the caretaker. when they’re forced into an ice bath and the sudden rush of pain leaving them crying out, even as the fever begins to recede.

FEVERS. anon you are so correct.

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juleswatsvn

If you call pedophilia a kink please unfollow me and never talk to me again

juleswatsvn

Isn’t it disgusting that 23 people just unfollowed me

clarknokent

Unfollow me too

amazighprincex

this goes double if you call paedophilia a disability. unfollow me twice

closet-keys

and if you call pedophilia an “orientation” or in any way compare it to being LGBP+ you can unfollow, delete your blog, and set yourself on fire. 

cumkittenhowell

I just lost 50 followers.. bye

iholtzmann

clearing out the trash

stenbroughbilliam

GO ON AND S M A S H THAT UNFOLLOW BUTTON

paladin-of-voretron

BUHBYE U McNASTIES

bogleech

I’ve seen this circulating forever and genuinely thought “no way do I have any of them following me” until this week when it turned out I had all these fuckin “MAP” (pedophile) followers sad to find out I’m an “anti” (normal person)

Please leave and also please get guinea worm.

lickstynine

Reblogged this before but I’ll gladly bring it back. I’d rather lose half my followers than be welcoming to pedos.

toss-and-churn

Get fucked pos pedo/sympathisers, you know where the unfollow button is

pissbuddys

Reminder that

omoskates

•you are not gross
•you are not disgusting
•you don’t have to feel guilty about liking something when you can’t control it
•having kinks-no matter what it is- do not make you any less of a person
•even though not everybody has them, having kinks is perfectly normal
•it’s ok if you embrace your kinks
•it’s also fine if you don’t
•have only one or a few kinks??? That’s fine!
•have so many kinks you can’t count them??? That’s also totally fine!
•just know there will always be someone out there willing to love and support you, no matter what you’re into

thank you i needed that
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odinsblog

Wow. Talk about attention to detail.

Video here: https://twitter.com/javi_draws/status/965260617790738432?s=21
spookyold-saintjm

I will probably reblog this every time I see it on my dash because it’s absolutely stunning

onyxai

This is literally insane. How did you have the patience. Tell me your secrets o’ art god.

i-say-ok

ok!!! :0

anarchist-rat-swarm

Part of me is like “neat. Reblog,” and part of me is like “I understand now why impressionism took off, because there’s a 0% chance the artist wasn’t like ‘fuck this shit’ by the halfway point.”

strawberrylovely
thatsbelievable

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TRUTH. What you need is imagination, and you don’t need to go anywhere to use it.

caitymschmidt

Yeah, sure, seeing new things is helpful as a fantasy writer. But. Don’t make the mistake of assuming that exposure to new things is the same as traveling. You know what else exposes you to new things?  The internet. Documentaries. Books. Freaking Youtube. So when you’re bored of cats and cooking tutorials, go on an adventure!

You wanna write create some fantasy creatures but don’t know where to start? Go check out some videos The Weird Creatures Earth has Had.

Want some inspiration for your Super Evil Villain’s Villanous Deeds?

Or maybe you want some weird locations to kick start your Fantasy World Terraforming?

Or maybe you need knowledge of bunches of historical places and cities and cultures?

But maybe you’re basing fantasy on the modern world?

Okay but lets say you want to start from the same inspiration as GRRM? (and part two!)

That’s just the stuff I could quickly grab. Things I’m subscribed to, that I know offhand. There is So. Much. Stuff. Online.

The best thing about the internet is that it means its not just the fortunate sons that get to learn, and explore and imagine and write. We get to see stories from all over the place, from all sorts of people, who bring All Kinds of New Ideas.

ultimatebottom69

I like you.